#6 Ouch.
#7 Double ouch! Hey, if I promise not to go near any of the daughters of any CBBBer, can I keep my ****? I'll sign a waiver or whatever.
Sheesh. Hard to say, as I don't have kids, but I'd like to think my daughter (say, in a parallel universe) had all three items in her possession, and we'd have made several trips to the range, so she wouldn't fear her own sidearm.
Crazy thinking, I know. Well, I know NOW, after reading the posts here.