DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:28:00 AM
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says,”Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

HockeyDad
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:35:00 AM
DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:37:00 AM
damn....
victor808
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:39:00 AM
So..... just to play with numbers a bit here.

1- We can establish that 100 is considered "average" on the IQ scale. This suggests that 1/2 of the population is above the scale and 1/2 is below.

2 - Lets assume the IQ scale follows a traditional bell curve.

3 - Per your joke, only individuals who's IQ significantly deviated from the average, voted for Obama. I don't have the care to look it up, but 50 is probably a number of standard deviations below average. Hell, even if the robot had a "if below 85 then run obama" script, we're still talking a standard deviation from norm. This means 16% of the population.

So....

If only 16% of the population voted for Obama, how did he win?

HockeyDad
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:41:00 AM
Victor,

You can't argue with robots. They know more math than you.

DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:43:00 AM
If only 16% of the population voted for Obama, how did he win?

^ ACORN...

teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:43:00 AM
"1- We can establish that 100 is considered "average" on the IQ scale. This suggests that 1/2 of the population is above the scale and 1/2 is below. "

I think you nead to revisit the meaning of mean, median and mode

an average of 100 does not mean roughly half are above and half below. until this moment I assumed you were in the above bucket. now... not so much

victor808
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:47:00 AM
thats true TW.

But under a standard bell curve, the mean and the median will be the same number (or close enough to be considered the same).

Note, one of my assumptions was that we are dealing with a standard bell curve. Could be skewed, I dunno. 🙂

teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:50:00 AM
I highoy doubt we are dealing with a standard bell curve based solely on what is demonstrated in here LOL
DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:50:00 AM
would it be skewed if the guy was a gay-homo..??
teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:51:00 AM
my spellun alone skews things 🙂

spellin a word wrong in here is worse than not recognizing scientific or academic parameters to control legitimate discussion

HockeyDad
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:52:00 AM
You'll need to take that up with the robot. I hear it makes good martinis.
teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:53:00 AM
that cassius clay or ali guy makes the best martinis I have ever had. shaken not stirred
DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:55:00 AM
on second thought.. what would a gay-homo know about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors..??
HockeyDad
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:56:00 AM
Somewhere in his past, JPotts has probably been involved in the design and manufacture of all three.

Just saying....

DrafterX
Thursday, March 18, 2010 10:57:00 AM
13. Author: teedubbya

^ that was cruel... CROS would be upset..

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, March 18, 2010 11:16:00 AM
"How'd he win?"

Well, when you have all 57 states voting all bets are off.

teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 12:36:00 PM
jpotts invented the color green. I lied. All colors.
victor808
Thursday, March 18, 2010 12:48:00 PM
"I highoy doubt we are dealing with a standard bell curve based solely on what is demonstrated in here LOL"

hehehe...

I've always just assumed that its because this forum is a decidedly non-random sampling of the population that we see a skewed curve.

You can ask jpotts about non-random. He invented it.

teedubbya
Thursday, March 18, 2010 1:14:00 PM
to potts nothing is random because he can connect anything to anything he wants making it true....