My contests have been too easy so I figured I'd post a contest about what I know best (me) and make someone work for these smokes. All answers can be found on these boards. The tougher ones may not be spelled out, but are implied. First to answer all correctly wins. Winner gets 10 of my smokes; the ones I'm moving out to make room. Not bad smokes, $3-$5 dollar range.

1)Although I live in Western PA, I fish fairly often in another location. Where is it?

2)What is my favorite breakfast.

3)What medical problem do I attribute to weight gain and non-supportive footwear.

4)My interest in a 1930s guitar player/singer was a common trait which brought me together with a lifelong friend. Who is the performer?

5)To what fraternal organization do I belong?

6)What is my favorite cartoon?

7)What item is the centerpiece of the mobile fishing station designed and assembled by my brother.

8)Am I liberal or conservative in my political views?

9)What food gives me the worst gas?

10)Whom, on this board, has a relative by marriage with which I am currently infatuated?

#8 trick question. Your a conservative liberal

#9 i would say anything you eat?

Ok...so if I worked for an intelligence group...let me know how well you think I did. Yeah...it's a Friday night and I spent an hour and half looking this information up...finding several fun tangents along the way.

Information about AndyTV:

Joined 9/24/04 and enjoys
Industrial Press by Drew Estate - BRIKK
Astral TVS - Robusto
5 Vegas - Robusto & Torpedo
Onyx Reserve - Mini Belicoso

1)South or North of West Palm Peach, where the sailfish turn on by the docks. Two possible locations are, Stuart & Jupiter, the former being a great offshore fishing spot. Unable to determine *THE* correct answer. But all of the above seem to be possibilities in FL.

2)The "Toro Plato" at El Toro Taco in Homestead, FL (CSOM- City South of Miami) with salsa verde and a dog rocket. (For details on what the Toro Plato consists of...see #9.

3)Plantars Fascitis (PF). Developed because of going barefoot and wearing flip flops all through the years.

4)Robert Johnson

5)The Freemasons

6)What is my favorite cartoon? The Simpsons (Reference to the B-sharps, and "I don't know why, but fire made it better)

7)Coleman cooler that has a compartment in the top of the lid. Inside: rod holders mounted, a seat cushion, etc. Tackle, etc for a specific fishing session is stored in the top compartment. Beer, of course goes into the insulated section, as well as fish.

8)Am I liberal or conservative in my political views? Liberal Conservative-IE: God is science,
Also..."politics and religion, can drive a wedge between otherwise amiable fellows." Nice middle ground...however, you DO push the right wing agenda in areas where liberal government has ravaged the land for years with labor unions.

9)Huevos Rancheros with refried beans and a big scoop of Bistec (Mexican Stewed/Barbequed beef). The green sauce (salsa verde) is a house specialty. (From El Toro Taco)

10)The member is Gypsy. Andytv is infatuated with Gypsy's sister in law whom Gypsy saw a pic of when she was in her birthday suit.

Do we have a winner? 😉
ASC
ascampbell2 at pobox dot com

I feel like I know you now Andy. 🙂

This was fun.

And some people may be asking why I'm spending an hour and a half on a Friday night looking this stuff up?

For the respect of a BOTL...and for the love of cigars.

I'm schooling full time right now and a primary care taker of my dad and saving up for a ring/"special vacation" for when the lady gets back in 3 months, 2 weeks, 2 days...so I've got to get my sticks where I can since I have no "fun money". 🙂

Upon further research...I have realized that #9 is not correct. I thought initially that the following paragraph qualified it as an answer:

"IF any of you are ever in the fortunate position to try this speciality (and you will if you ever go fishing with me) DO NOT, under any circumstance attempt to pass gass within 8 hours of breakfast. I can assure you...... it's not gas. I have pictorial evidence of what happened to one smart-ass non-believer; but I won't post it.............too terrible. "

Taken from the best breakfast thread. However...I soon discovered with a little more research that RAW CHESTNUTS gives AndyTV the worst gas. 🙂

We have a winner. Great work ASC; you know me better than my wife (errrrr....ummmmmmm...I mean......Oh nevermind).

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