I did,

My daughter calls and tells me that she and her husband were separating and that she and the baby were moving in with us...

She let me think this for abut an hour and then called back and said April Fools...

I was really pissed...

wheel,

God gives us children so when death comes knocking we won't be so disappointed.

^that is the funniest thing i have read in a while!

My daughter told me my hair was on fire.

Of course, she's only 6.

I waited a polite time (we were in the car going to see Grandma), then I said her bottle of chocolate milk was slopping all over her brand new jeans. Which set off a momentary panic, until she realized she hadn't opened the bottle yet.

Score one for Papa.

Wheel, a good comeback might have been, "I'm so sorry to hear that. But you'll have to decide whether you want to stay with me or your mother since we are also going through a difficult time...so sorry to break the news to you given your situation."

But I'm sure after hearing your daughter say something like that is not likely to register as a joke...I might be pissed. LOL

Roger Daltry,..........DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

My wife said she wants to cut back to 3 nights a week.

^

Mind said she wants to bump it UP to 3 nights/week. badumpbump!

mind = mine...dang...it's all in the delivery....a mime is a terrible thing to waste. 🙂

She's not cooking more than three nights a week?

My 14 year old daughter told me she thought about telling me she was pregnant as a joke.

I said that deciding NOT too was one of her better decisions.

When our daughter got married we had a nice wedding for her because that's what she wanted.At the reception I gave my little speech and Toast.My final words were to my NEW son in law were.

"Now that you have said I DO,that means You Do and I don't have to anymore",meaning she's you problem now...

wheel,

I thought you were going to admit that you're fuzzywuzzy!

^ Dude,,

even I'm not that annoying...

wheel,