Any one know what this is talking about?

yep

I'll take "Questions Most Frequently Asked When Greenwolf Posts" for $200, please, Alex.

Why are there thoughts coming from the forward landing gear? I hate stowaways in landing gear.

Those aren't stowaways. Those are the people in coach that refused to upgrade for more leg room or pay $5 to rent a pillow for an hour.

maybe they were saving to buy carbon offsets from Al....

is this the plane with the rude parrot on it????