He is very, VERY angry with me right now. I do belive, if given the chance, he would sink fangs and claws in my flesh.

Well... that stupid SOB should have left my girl cats alone. They're spayed and they don't care for his attention. He was bullying them... and now I caught him in a trap. LOL!!

Oh, I'm going to let him go. In wine country. 10 miles from my house. Where there are A LOT of coyotes.

Good luck, ol' Tom! The last 2 I caught have yet to return.

*insert evil, diabolical, hysterical laughter*

That's just pure... evil.. I like it. I just dont see why you have other cats. I guess the trap beats sitting there with a pellet gun, smoking a cigar and taking shots when he gets in range.

Tom cats are too smart to come around when you're there. Thus the trap.

Of course, I could just put a bullet in his head right now, but then I'd have a kitty corpse to dispose of, and then there's that pesky 'discharging a firearm in city limits' thing.

Easier to let him loose in coyote-ville.

Poor cat.....

Rub his ass with sandpaper til it's bloody, then douse him with turpentine. You won't be seeing him anymore.

Why Tom cat? How did us Toms start getting such a bad rap? Tom cat, peeping Tom, every Tom, ****** and Harry, Tom turkey, etc.

WTF did we do?

#5 I'm willing to bet that is illegal in CA. I know it would be in Washington.

Yeah, I try to stick to legal things. Like catching them in a humane trap, that doesn't hurt them.

Then letting them loose in another area. Sure, so this other area is full of hazards, such as predators and such... but I have no control over THAT.

#7 It's only illegal if you get caught. As an attorney, you should know that.

MACS, don't know that 10 miles is enough but perhaps the coyotes can dispose of him.

I had a large (20+ lbs?) orange stray cat that was constantly bullying our family's little Blacky along with neighbors' pets. I finally grabbed the **** by the neck & threw him into the trunk of my car.

I traveled about 40+ miles from Maryland, over the Cabin John John bridge (Potomac River) into a Virginia suburb close to a military base (Quantico). Then tossed him out.

About a year or so later he showed up again in our neighborhood as skin and bones. This time, my cat kicked his ass & he disappeared for good.

Sounds a little like the Tom Arnold/Roseanne Barr story.

LMAO!

I've caught 2 already and released them in the same spot. Neither have returned, that I have seen.

Although... this one does look like a skinnier version of the 1st one I caught. Hmmmmm... maybe I should just shoot him and put him in the compost bin?

BB gun.

^

Fill an empty trash can with water, and drop the trap, with him in it, into the trashcan. Wait 30 minutes, retrieve trap, dispose of waterlogged tomcat.

Much quieter.

13 for 11

cats...............

shudder

Great idea. Where do I dispose of a waterlooged cat?

waterlooged?

waterlogged, even.

Garbage can in a blanket.... Or you cut it up and flush him.

in a river...

Double bag him w/ good trashbags (not that cheap $1 store crap, real Hefty brand bags) and toss in the garbage.