While visiting San Francisco, former President Bush was accosted by two members of the SF Board of Supervisors. "This is how we do it out here girlfriend" commented "Kneeling Nancy Noodleman" while Barry "The Backdoor Man" Bungholer looked on with a gleeful sense of "empowerment" he had never felt before. Mr. Bush could not be reached for comment in that he was reciting a speech to 38 second graders and was unaware of the distrubance.