so I ask him what fart pants are

he says, "Fart pants are when you fart in your pants and food comes out your nose....Fart Pants! Fart Pannnnnts!"

LMAO!

nope

then he'd have to go take a bath

but that is funny

oooh probably the wrong address, right?

At the age of five,

I had somethin' in my pocket,

Keep a lot of folks alive.