your boys better get cliff lee back soon, otherwise its going to get ugly!

tell you what: want to go a friendly fiver for each individual series hereafter, if they tie a 4 game series, most runs wins that series? spice up the al west race?

Ha! They start the season by stinking up a few ballparks and THEN you expect me to bet? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. And they've had what, five winning seasons in 33 years? Besides, if and when I did win, you'd bomb the hell outta me...I've seen how you operate.

I don't have a mirror handy...did someone tattoo the word "dumbass" on my forehead last night?

Actually, I'd be pretty erratic with sending stuff. I've left trades and whatnot pretty much alone for the past few months, due mainly to an ongoing health problem. Really. I've seen a couple of doctors and everything.

Cripes. 2 hits in their home opener yesterday. Tonight, they have a pitcher who has given up only 3 hits in 6 innings. They have 6 hits and each team has an error.

Still 0-0. This team better learn to hit a friggin' baseball soon, or it's going to be a long, ugly season. And they already blew the Strasburg sweepstakes year before last by sweeping Oakland when all they had to do was lie down and stay on the mat. They couldn't even lose properly in 2008.

Update...they've left two runners on base in half of the six innings already. They start off the bottom of the 6th with a walk, next guy grounds into a DP.

*sigh*

^

ok. ****. actually, they will prob pull it together, you know ichiro will end up hitting .365 or so and figgins is a heck of a pickup. that is two dangerous men on the top of the lineup.

F you, uncle milty.