.....was last seen in a tan golf shirt and blue jeans, which are assumed to be quite charred a this point in time. He was apparently blown out of the room after an unidentified accelerant was ignited by the fireplace flame. The fire marshall has yet to comment on the investigation but sources have indicated that it may have been natural gas.
If you see a man matching this description, please call the police immediately, do not approach him, and keep him away from open flame.
