He must be on his second beer . . . .

Yeah, I know.

She just called and said some balding guy from PA just tried to satisfy her and that he might have done ok had he lasted longer than 90 seconds and had at least 6".

BTW, she did say that the sponge bob squarepants boxers were kind of cute though.

On second thought, I doubt that would stop you...

1. Pulse

2. Vagina

And the first one isn't a necessity.

She awaits your call.