HockeyDad
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:48:00 AM
His tomb.2764481.JPG
jackconrad
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:32:00 PM
Vive:
drywalldog
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 3:41:00 PM
I thought he was much shorter, kinda like Wheel.
ZRX1200
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:02:00 PM
A humble man and great war stratigest.
8trackdisco
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:05:00 PM
Why did they put him in a humidor?

............... Good stuff, HD.

edsbar60
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:10:00 PM
Cool picture.
drywalldog
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:00:00 PM
4. Wasn't he the one that tried taking the elephants over the mountains?
ZRX1200
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:11:00 PM
Sarcasm captian obvious.
drywalldog
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:25:00 PM
ZRX1200 Sorry- Thought you were a proud Frenchman.
pacman357
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:46:00 PM
#7 Um...I believe that was Hamibal. In the Second Punic War, which took place from about 218 B.C. to 201 B.C. Napoleon's rise to power culminated in a coup in 1799, and five years later, he convinced the French Senate to declare him emporer of smelly cheese land. He waged various battles and wars, but none that I can recall which involved elephants.

Napoleon's world began to crumble around him after a failed attempt at invading Russia in 1812, after which, the retreat back to France was rendered diffiocult (to say the least) by those pesky Ruskies burning possible food sources and vegetation behind Napoleon and his advancing troops, and the retreat being attempted during a particular harsh winter.

Napoleon's downfull was finalized in 1815, with the defeat of him and his army at Waterloo. Napoleon was essentially banished to an island (pretty light punishment for all the hell on Earth he created), where he eventually died six years later. Claimed cause of death was trampling by elephants. Naw, just wondering if anyone is still reading. It was supposedly stomach cancer, but some have long hypothesized that he was poisoned, possibly by one of his own countrymen.

Napoleon reportedly did consider Hanibal a brilliant war strategist, although taking the elephants and troops from Carthage (part of what is now Spain, I believe) took a toll on Hanibal's army. The encountered foes along the way, fighting some (chiefly the Gauls) and building allies with others. Crossing three sets of mountains allowed him to sneak in behind the Romans, but then some of them went down to Carthage before Hanibal could get back there, and sacked the place.

Of course there is a lot more to it, but suffice it to say that Hanibal was separated from Napoleon by roughly a millenium and a better success rate than Napoleon, quite possibly because of Napoleon's legendary ego and impatience.

pacman357
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:48:00 PM
Whoops. Once more, without the myriad typos.

#7 Um...I believe that was Hannibal. In the Second Punic War, which took place from about 218 B.C. to 201 B.C. Napoleon's rise to power culminated in a coup in 1799, and five years later, he convinced the French Senate to declare him emperor of smelly cheese land. He waged various battles and wars, but none that I can recall which involved elephants.

Napoleon's world began to crumble around him after a failed attempt at invading Russia in 1812, after which, the retreat back to France was rendered difficult (to say the least) by those pesky Ruskies burning possible food sources and vegetation behind Napoleon and his advancing troops, and the retreat being attempted during a particular harsh winter.

Napoleon's downfall was finalized in 1815, with the defeat of him and his army at Waterloo. Napoleon was essentially banished to an island (pretty light punishment for all the hell on Earth he created), where he eventually died six years later. Claimed cause of death was trampling by elephants. Naw, just wondering if anyone is still reading. It was supposedly stomach cancer, but some have long hypothesized that he was poisoned, possibly by one of his own countrymen.

Napoleon reportedly did consider Hannibal a brilliant war strategist, although taking the elephants and troops from Carthage (part of what is now Spain, I believe) took a toll on Hannibal's army. The encountered foes along the way, fighting some (chiefly the Gauls) and building allies with others. Crossing three sets of mountains allowed him to sneak in behind the Romans, but then some of them went down to Carthage before Hannibal could get back there, and sacked the place.

Of course there is a lot more to it, but suffice it to say that Hannibal was separated from Napoleon by roughly a millennium and a better success rate than Napoleon, quite possibly because of Napoleon's legendary ego and impatience.

jetblasted
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:16:00 PM
French Soldier: Un cadeau.

Other French soldiers: A what?

French Soldier: A present.

Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau.

Other French soldiers: Oui oui.

French Soldier: Allons y!

Other French soldiers: What?

French Soldier: Let's go!

Other French soldiers: Oh.

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:16:00 AM
I understand his micropenis is on tour.
Stinkdyr
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:20:00 AM
"Blow zem up."

name the movie

curvebuster
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 6:31:00 AM
Pink Panther??
Goathead50
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:31:00 PM
Isn't that box about 4x4?
Stinkdyr
Thursday, May 13, 2010 7:02:00 AM
#14

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

plinytheelder
Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:02:00 AM
Bigger thna 4X4.

Actually, its a pretty impressive way to display it.

HockeyDad
Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:27:00 AM
It is absolutely massive. Those people in the background are real-sized people. (Not like Wheelrite)
bloody spaniard
Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:30:00 AM
If his tomb is so large why did they cut off his appendage & display it elsewhere?