I was setting up my kegerator and it accidentally blew up. Beer is spilling all over my wood floor and is threatening to leak through into my neighbor's apartment. I don't have enough paper towels. The government should have leapt into action long ago!

This may be my half-barrel of Pabst, but this is YOUR KATRINA, Mr. President!!!!!

He already has your vote. Why bother

3: Pabst? You won't get him to show up for Pabst.

Wow.........

#3 Colt 45??

5: He eats arugula and is an elitist I thought. So Chimay Blue.

Government is the problem, not the solution. Except when it's not.

7: It is confusing at times.

We need to shrink government down to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub full of light crude and dead shrimp.

Apologies to Grover "no relation to President Cleveland" Norquist.

9: Or the muppet.

he drank bud lt at the summit

1. Author: cbc812 Date: 05/25/2010 04:18 PM Reply

I was setting up my kegerator and it accidentally blew up.

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Consequently, were it a fertilizer bomb, Idi Amin Jr. would still be nowhere to be found.

Terrorism is SO beneath his office. Just learn to live with a few casualties, that's all.

Obama is planning his next vacation.

Call out the MFWPF (Magic Federal Well Plugging Fairies) NOW, Mr. President!!!!!!

OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Obama is impotent!

I think he is in George Soros' left front pocket..