haha... 10 point stress test.

uh oh,,

there will be outrage...

lol

wheel,

Why does a farmer have sex with a goat on the egde of a cliff?

So the goat pushes back

It is always good to see safe sex being promoted, too many goats with STD's these days

no pork i take it!!

Feta cheese

mmmmmmmm nice goat.....long silky ears.

Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves.

Philippians 2:3

^That's hard for me to do. I have such a high opinion of myself.

(nobody else does, so I have to make up the difference)

Okay MACS. For the rest of the day, I will have a high opinion of you too. 🙂

It might help if I became a better person, but damn... that's like work and stuff.

Do these condoms come in jihad colors with a removable tip?

lol

wrapped in a towel.....

Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves.

Philippians 2:3

Was the author of Philippians also a racist ****, fish?

I'm not gonna get in pissin match with a punk like you, even though you've been trying to goad me into one like a little childish playground bully, following me around from thread to thread....

Why do you hide behind your fake moniker like the coward you obviously are?

Racist?...That's a laugher.....

Have a nice day....

I'm not "goading" you into an arguement. I'm just reminding you that you are a Christian, and that your professed Lord was also a "towelhead."

Gee thanks, daddy! Can I go outside and play now?

LMAO!

I think you should come up with a few more verses telling people how to live their lives, and then do the exact opposite of your own advice. It's the perfect way to please the Devil.

I am sooo grateful that you have chosen, me...ME to guide and nurture in my most desperate hour, oh great keeper of the boards!

I am honored and I humbly bow down before you!