"Super Saver Shipping, my ass"

30 minutes or less my ass!

I heard there was a hail storm coming

"...Hey, I don't recall a 'Welcome to Tibet' sign being part of the directions from Sea-TAC to Pacman357's house, guess these cigars might be a little late in delivery."

for the republicans -

Obama administration takes over Fedex and UPS.

for the democrats -

Rush Limbaugh's chinese food delivery boy.

"Lightweight foam, my sweaty ass!"

"This is bullshyt, how the hell did I get stuck being FGM's noob?"

Now THAT'S a good one!

#7, (shaking head)

I feel 4 yer.

🙂

BP's plan to suck up the oil

must get internet cigars to bethlehem P.A.

"OK, I'm new here. First, should I store my cigars with the cello on or off? Also, I like to keep my cigars at 1002% humidity. Will this be enough foam blocks to keep a 100 count humi going? I only have four cigars at the moment, so space isn't a problem."

#4 Ouch.

"Child labor, you just can't beat it!"

"These are granite blocks ladies"

Gotta be a better way to smuggle coke.

Source AP - The Irish government's order for Bangladeshian replacement livers gets under way

"what the fuq you lookin at"

Ecco Friendly Crack Dealer..

That's what is call SAM (space available mail)...