I'm doing a bunch of maintenance projects around the house, and I just got back from Home Depot.

I dunno if it's because I live in LA, but dadgummit, every time I go to a big box hardware store, there are chicks working there that are among the hottest anywhere. Home Depot, Lowe's, Do-It Center, whatever.

These chicks are tall, in their 20s, wearing tight jeans, t-shirts, sneakers or work boots, and fit as a fiddle. Cool, easygoing personalities too.

I mean, lots of chicks can look good with enough bondo troweled into their faces, deceptive underwear, and jacked up on CFM heels. But give me these hardware store natural beauties over high maintenance tarts any day.

I know I know I know I know I know I know. This post is useless without pics. Go take your own. I'm headed out to Harbor Freight.

i like when they stock the shelf and their G is hanging out!!

They used to work in banking and finance.

Underemployment sucks.

home depot workers make more than banker tellers

You had me at hot chicks and "do-it" stores....

Wish we had do-it stores here.

what...U got dont do-it stores there???

I fucked the Ace Hardware store girl in my hot tub last week. I even got a return on my box of #14 wood screws that I lost the receipt for. My Home Depot store has girls with asses bigger than mine.

we need proof....cause u are a liar!!

duuuude...c'mon

Next time I'll let you smell my ****, busa. :0

but i heard its hard to find in those girl pants u wear,Haaaaa!!!

yeah, it is. I usually have to look around. That's one of the reasons I quit carrying certs around with me.

LMAO

I am the Pope!

As Jessie Jackson sayz " Keep Pope ALIVE !"

Mmmmm... hardware store chicks.

Some of them ARE pretty hot. I want them to Mountain Dew me. (mount and do me)

Translation Stick him on a wall and style his hair ! ^^

#14...the more I think about it...Pope...Jackson...Shouldn't Michael Jackson been known as the Pope of Pop instead of the King? i mean we all know Elvis was the King and well, Michael was working the Jesus Juice to get at the little boys pretty damn hard.

Just sayin'...

Oh, I'm sorry. Back to the hardware store cuties by all means.

7. Author: adroomi420c Date: 06/30/2010 06:02 PM Reply

I fucked the Ace Hardware store girl in my hot tub last week. I even got a return on my box of #14 wood screws that I lost the receipt for. My Home Depot store has girls with asses bigger than mine.

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So, specifically, how big is your face?

16. Author: MACS Date: 07/01/2010 02:33 PM Reply

Mmmmm... hardware store chicks.

Some of them ARE pretty hot. I want them to Mountain Dew me. (mount and do me)

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Thank God for the parenthetical expression. My first thought when you mentioned Mountain Dew was "golden shower"...