There was a neighborhood wide garage sale a few weeks ago about a half hour from here.
We went because we were looking for kids bikes.
Some little girl..........maybe 10-11 years old was selling lemonade.
I walked up to buy some and asked her for a cup.
Would you BELIEVE that it wasn't even REAL lemonade??? It was some drink mix ****........overly sweet and full of chemicals.
I threw it in her face and told her to call me once she gets some REAL **** lemons.