Bullwyf’s Cigar Crematorium

Yes friend the pain of loss and separation can be immobilizing, demoralizing and down right painful. That’s why I’ve opened: Bullwyf’s Cigar Crematorium.


You shouldn’t have to deal with the pain and loss of your favorite cigar. I my friends and fellow brothers and sisters of the leaf am wholeheartedly willing to endure that pain for you, absolutely free of charge. So as you look deep into the troubled soul of you humidor, and find only one of your favorite cigars left, don’t fret.

Simply and lovingly wrap your soon to be dearly departed leaf in a priority mail box and send it to me. I will with the deepest love, respect and admiration, dispose of the ashes in a way fitting and most appropriate.

Many of you may have request that I’m more than willing to see to. After all your sticks last rights are of the greatest importance not only to you but to me as well. By simply specifying which of the following you desire I will make it happen.

You may choose from one of the following plans for your soon to be dearly departed.

Plan A Gently put to rest with a nice Merlot
Plan B Gratuitously lay to ash with fine single Malt.
Plan C Lovingly lay asunder with a sweet espresso

You may also hand pick the music played during your loved ones great departure by simply enclosing your wishes on a piece of paper or 3 X 5 card.


Here at Bullwyf’s we understand the importance of taking care of the final arrangements and providing for your special needs.

Much love

Michael

ROTFLMAO!

Its nice to know someone like you is there for trying times like these.

snicker giggle

Hmmmm, is Bullwfy that low on funds (and cigars) that he is venturing off as a private euntrenuere (sp)?
LOL!!!

What ash said!!!!!!!!!!!!



k9

No not at all Keith, I was just showing my feeble attempt at humor. . .Oh I saw those sticks you just recieved. . . Send them to me now.

Send them now
Send them now
Send them now

LMAO! Crazy...crazy!!!!!

How can I buy into this franchise? LOL!

Da Chief.

I see it in lights......

Da Bullyf and Chief's Cigar Crematorium Emporium!

LOL!

Purveyors of dead leaf? Yeah Chief, I like the sound of that. . .hmm

Maybe we could franchise. . .

Branch out all over the country. . .

Especially in those areas where PAM, Opus, Anejo and ISOM go to retire. . .what ya think?

Our Crematorium Emporium is now open for business.

Feel free to send Da Bull and Da Chief those cigars whom need to me laid to rest with dignity and respect.

We also cater various rums and wines to sooth the transition as well as various musical genre's for the moment.

So those of you looking for that kind and dignified gentle way of laying your unwanted gars (both premium and super premium) to rest contact Da Bull at FirstSgtSmoke at aol dot com or Da Chief at edge_80917 at yahoo dot com.

Fret not BOTLS/SOTLS it will be a heavenly transition you will appreciate. (And cue elevator music)

Da Bull and Da Chief approve this message!

Sorry Bullwfy, I am not able to send any of those newly aquired sticks to you, because I still have more than one left. If I sent them to you, then I would not be doing your Cigar Crematorium any good, heheheeee.

Besides I was told by you in a recent e-mail that I shouldn't send any more bombs to you, ROFLMAO!!! Unfortunately I can't retreive that post to show you since they recently revised the forum (and I'm lost) LOL!!!

Keith

Take all of the cigars out of that beautiful CAO box except for one. Now we are going to do a test of the Crematoriums staff and crew. Pretend that that last cigar is indeed the last cigar and SEND THAT DANG THING TO ME KNOW!!!!!!
(regains composure and puts on fake hollywood type of smile)

So that I can provide for his needs and shelter you from the coming pain and ultimately make for his smooth transition to the after life.

After all those things will kill you Keith hmm. . . Mr. KNOF.

NOT the Box!!!

no not the box, the last cigar in the box. . what are you smoking out there on the left coast anyway?

Bullwfy,
I tried something like this already. These guy's are too smart for tricks but, because you gave it an outstanding try, so send me your addy and I'll maybe give up a fiver for the entertainment of reading this 🙂

Brother Bob

bobwalton
at
netscape
dot
com

You are getting sleeeeeeeeeepppppppy....very sleeeeeeeeeepppyy. Now send those cigars........

Now when I click Post message you will be awake and aware but will follow the subliminal message...LOL!

Bob

Seriously, I have plenty my brother, probably too many. I'm just stuck in the office today and bored out of my mind, so I figured I'd attempt to be funny. However since we have never traded I'd be happy to do a trade with you. A fiver for a fiver. email on the way.

Not what Bull said...I am a poor indigent Chief...LMAO!

Dear Mr. Bullwyf;
I have sent to you my dearly departed cigars for proper cremation. Please do your best to prepare them for the afterlife. In concordance with their final wishes, they are to be burned slowly whilst Bluegrass music plays quietly in the background. I will leave the choice of beverages served at their Funeral to your expert discretion.

Thank you for you professional services, they were eXtremely dear to me......

Bully, roger that...