You know you need some

i like beano...lol

Doesn't work. I still fart.

Megadose on Gas X works . 4 at a time

Farting is more fun than not farting.

And in some cases it can provide a satisfying sense of accomplishment.

^.and laundry

i agreefarting is why more fun. plus it is funny when the lady gaggs and starts to puk a little..lol

and if your in a hot humid car you just press the window lock and turn off the air beforehand

It's really fun to see the bubbles in the swimming pool

reminds me of one of my favorite jokes

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"

#3 Man was meant to fart. Trying to stifle nature is asking for trouble. BTW...get IBS, meds to handle cramping, and take fiber supplements twice a day. You'll sound like a motorboat all day.

Try a cork...

^I did but the wife kept spitting it out!