Gets 90 days in jail...... LMAO!!!!

With good behavior, she'll get three days.

She's a STAR Dammit!

Poor girl will probably end up dead at a very young age.Mostly due to being cottled by our present justice system.....especially the way they handle the hollyweirds.Also lets not forget that fine set of parents she has.

Ron

AP is reporting she will likely serve 25% or less of the sentence because she is a female non-violent offender.

Inpatient rehab is called for if she was blowing of outpatient rehab as reported. Nevertheless, I have serious doubt about its efficacy for her unless she wants to go and the program isn't jail- based.

yes sir 25% of the sentence if that was me they wood keep me locked up for the whole 180 days of a 90 day sentence. just sayin

She turned on the water works. Frankly, from someone who has seen that hundreds of times, it sure seemed to be more of the "I'm sorry I got caught" type, as opposed to genuine remorse. Then again, she's not much of an actress, so perhaps I'm wrong.

Girl on Girl Prison action !!

nice..

wheel,

"..AP is reporting she will likely serve 25% or less of the sentence because she is a female non-violent offender. .."

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Sounds like the Daily Joe deal.

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5. Author: kwnoble

From what I have read, the minimal time served has nothing to do with her celebrity status.

^ Yep, LA jails have so much room to spare.

Lindsay Lohan had ‘fark u’ on her nails the entire time...

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/07/lindsay-had-fucku-written-on-her-nails-the-entire-time/60979119/ 

lulz

DD™

Judge looks like Morticia Adams

I'm guessing now that it's come to light where she was telling the judge to go **** themselves, basically contempt of court, that she'll have to serve the whole 90 day sentence ... If I was the judge, I'd triple it ...

Jet, from that same site you posted...CLASSIC! Especially the last couple of sentences.

After ignoring every warning and disregarding every order, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail this afternoon for violating her probation. The LA Times says…

Judge Marsha N. Revel ruled today that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail.

The judge stated several instances over the last few years in which the actress lied about taking drugs and drinking.

“It’s like someone who cheats but doesn’t think it’s cheating if they don’t get caught,” Revel said.

Before sentencing, a tearful Lohan addressed the court, saying “as far as I knew I was in compliance with my programs.”

“I wasn’t trying to get special treatment,” the actress said. “I have to provide for myself. I have to work. Having said that, I did everything to balance my jobs and showing up. I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions. I’ve tried to do the best I can. It’s been such a long haul, I don’t want you to think that I don’t respect you.”

The reality of course is that Lindsay did think it was a joke and could give a **** less what the judge said, so **** her. She lied until the very end, I guess hoping the judge would forget things like when she flew to France instead of finishing her alcohol ed classes on time. The good news for Lindsay is that she’s used to shoving lots of things inside her vagina, so if she wants to use it as a pouch to smuggle stuff into jail she could probably get some pretty nice stuff in there.

"MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!"

--Paris Hilton upon being arrested again

LL you dirty slutty bad girl.

I think she needs a spanking.

I enjoyed the part of the speech where she told the judge she missed her alcohol treatment classes because she was working with children.

If she made that speech with any designs on becoming an actress, I don't think she should quit her current day job of being a drunken, drugged out slut.

poor Lindsay...

#12, 14 Assuming that wasn't shopped (I don't know, don't really care), that doesn't look like anything overtly aimed at the judge. My guess is either whoever did her nails put it on there with no thought about court, or possibly someone did that while she was passed out.

Either way, it doesn't appear anything that is provable as far as telling the judge to FO. And criminal contempt (contempt where jail is imposed, as opposed to contempt that can be purged) would likely (remember, this is CA, so predictability is low) give her the right to a jury trial. I can't see someone proving contempt on the basis of the fingernail marking.