"What the Hell was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaack" - Mama Cass, via a ham sammich

"Where's all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

or

"What iceberg?" - Captain of the Titanic

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-..." -

Maj Gen John Sedgwick, US Civil War (Union)

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Buffalo Bill

~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

OR

I die hard but am not afraid to go.

~~ George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799

Hope to achieve this debonair when facing the final curtain....

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~~ Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.

~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

Et tu, Brute?

Assassinated.

~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC

I'm bored with it all.

Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

Adieu, mes amis. Je vais la gloire.

(Farewell, my friends! I go to glory!)

~~ Isadora Duncan, dancer, d. 1927

All my possessions for a moment of time.

~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603

I've never felt better.

~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.

From Luke 23:46

~~ Jesus Christ

Does nobody understand?

~~ James Joyce, writer, d. 1941

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .

~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

I should never have switched from martinis to scotch

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Dude............

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Look, I'm here busting my ass for cheap laughs. You think this crap is easy? It's not.

You think you could at least clap a little, maybe buy more than the 2 drink minimum. She's busing her ass slinging ice cubes and booze, me I got bad jokes...let's see you come up here and show your ass...c'mon...we'll trade places...you'll see...it's not all wine and roses backstage. I had to share a dressing room with a couple of strippers and a ventriliquist dummy. I get no respect.