Chess is a racist game.

Quick!! Google!!

Why do they put green olives in a glass jar, and black olives in a can?

Most fleet vehicles are white. Hmmmmm...

Black absorbs heat.

'Groes get the cops after em alllllll dayyyyy.

I have switched to brown rice.

At grandmaster level, white wins 52 percent of the time.

#2...That drives me CRAZY!

America is a racist country.

black goes first in LOTS of things.

for example.....in scary movies, the black guy usually is the first one to go into the "bad place".

Your mom?

it's always the white way....never the wong way

...any questions ?

I'm surprised. I guess either I didn't know some of the folks in this group as well as I thought I did, or a few select posters are asleep. I fully expected someone to reply that the black pieces are just lazy or something by now.