ALSO: THE CASE OF THE GIRL WHO WAS SHOT IN HER STUPID FACE

I like it! Reminds me of the movie Falling Down.

Funny stuff

Now i am hungry

I think it was the same person who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine.

Funny pic.

thats funny

Who here could eat the most PIZZA ROLLS?

my money is on MACS ...

hahaha my buddy told his girlfriend not to eat the last icecream sandwhich one time... she ate it... he took a gallon of syrup and poored it all over there tile floor... you can't get out of the bedroom without going into the kitchen... he continued to watch tv in the living room while she cleaned it up

..and then she smothered him in his sleep.

#8 I might be able to give him a run for his money, but just because I'm bigger.

Some people eat until they are full. Some eat until they are stuffed. I eat until I am tired.

That beats me cause i only eat till it's gone..

Never got a Oscar!

Funny ! ! !

Also from the same author: “Run The Dishwasher Ass hole: But If You Don’t Rinse Off The Dishes First, I’ll Stab You In The Neck.