A good ole boy walks up to a good ole girl and says "Howdy. How you like to come up to my place and have a little fun?"
"Well, I've heard about you good ole boys. Where exactly are you from?"
"I'm from Texas."
"Oh, I've heard about you guys from Texas," she said, "you guys will screw pigs and goats and cows and chickens..."
He interrupts in a very indignant tone, "CHICKENS?! What sort of pervert do you think i am?"
TIGER