8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 4:42:00 PM
Compared to ten years ago, are you happier or gayer?
Whistlebritches
Thursday, August 5, 2010 4:43:00 PM
So you are having a coming out party.......

Ron

8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 4:49:00 PM
No, but I've having a squirrel over for a hazelnut cappuccino.

If things go well, we should be allowed to marry.

danger350
Thursday, August 5, 2010 4:57:00 PM
Well, one thing's for sure...a man screwing another man and a man screwing a squirrel are going to have about the same outcome...no offspring.
8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 4:58:00 PM
Sex with a squirrel is not what this is about.

How DARE anybody tell anybody else who or what they can love?!

jackconrad
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:12:00 PM
Squirrels are attracted to me cause I'm a big Nut
wheelrite
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:14:00 PM
can a squirrel be milked ?
jackconrad
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:14:00 PM
I dunno but thay give great tail..
lou2row
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:35:00 PM
It's your world and I'm just a SQUIRREL

Trying to get a nut to move your butt

To the dance floor, so yo what's up

Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,

everybody over here everybody over there

the crowd is live and I pursue this groove

Party people in the house

Move ... (Let your mind)

Move ... (Put me online)

MACS
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:55:00 PM
I think I'd be happier had I not read this thread.
8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:57:00 PM
I might not meet with the squirrel after all.

I noticed she was crawling all over an oak tree. Pretty green, nice texture, strips naked in Fall.

People should be allowed to marry trees. Nobody should tell me who I can love!

wheelrite
Thursday, August 5, 2010 5:58:00 PM
knot hole's are HOT
8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:11:00 PM
Since I last posted, I have my eye on a maple.

There is now at least one time where "softwood" is good.

DON'T TELL ME WHO OR WHAT I CAN LOVE!

The Constitution was written on paper. The Founding Fathers dipped their feathers in ink and violated this pristine tree's great great great great great great grandtree!

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT

INTO WOOD I MAST-UR-BATE!

MACS
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:12:00 PM
Maple is not a soft wood.
8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:16:00 PM
SHE'S BI-BARKLE!

DON'T JUDGE HER! DON'T JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

edsbar60
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:17:00 PM
MACS, talking about your wood again?
8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:19:00 PM
Shawn's a wood smoker!

THAT MIGHT BE MY SOON TO BE SISTER IN LAW YOU ARE PUTTING IN YOUR SMOKER!

MACS
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:22:00 PM
I've used hickory, apple and oak. Never maple. Yet.

A friend from work wants me to smoke a brisket for him this weekend. He's going to buy it and bring it to work tomorrow.

Think I may try mesquite this time.

8trackdisco
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:24:00 PM
Mesquite?

Isn't that a Tex/Mex wood?

Or is this some anti-homo-anti-immigrant code for something?

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 5, 2010 6:35:00 PM
I have nipples Jack. Can you milk me?