8trackdisco
21 years ago
What do you call a postman with no arms?... I don't know either, but a Blacky & Edbug hit took them both off. He looks like the Knight in Holy Grail. The postman says its merely a flesh wound.

Background on these two jokers. I meet them in person at Al's Perdomo fest a few months back. I talk to little Edbug first(he's probably 6'4" and about 300 pounds) but he looks (and is) bigger in person. Great guy, likes to laugh. True heart of gold type of guy.

Blacky comes swaggering in, dressed all in black. Even the whites of his eyes are black. (Hey, lets start calling him Blacky! Oh.. never mind). You can tell by looking at him that he can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. And he'll probably oblige you either way.

I start talking to Blacky and 10 minutes later, he gives me a CAO Brazilla. What for? He just shrugged and smiled.
On the way out, Edbug asks for my snailer, I give it.
Midwest Herf, I see these guys again. Everyone is exchanging smokes left and right, but you can't just treat Blacky, he has to get you back. Edbug is cut from the same cloth, and drank Shirley Temples like they ran out of style (by the way Edbug, they ARE out of style).
I waited a month and then decided to throw a firecracker (not enough ammo for a "bomb" yet)at both of them. Nothing much, a few smokes just to say "hi".

Today, I get hammered by both of them. They both bomb me with double digit smokes.
Bug with the Gurkha Black Diamond, a couple La Vieja's, a Monte that Fidel may have watched being made and a simply stunning Torano Tribute.

Blacky slaps me around with a La Gloria Cubana, a Belinda Epi#5, a Fonseca from The Island.
Both these guys hit me with RyJ Reserve Maduros and CAO Blacks.

Enough!

The cartoons have Batman and Robin.

The 70's had Starsky and Hutch.

What we have here in Wisconsin is Blacky and Edbug, who from this day forward will be "Cheese" (Blacky) and "Sausage" (Edbug).

Don't mess with these boys.
Thanks a ton.
Russ
Mrs.Tank
21 years ago
I knew I liked them. Nice work!

Deb
blackfoot11
21 years ago
LOL.

let that be a lesson!

glad we could help fill the ol humi, bro. love yer posts.

blacky (cheese).
bloody spaniard
21 years ago
Great write-up on the dynamic duo.

The more I get to know Blacky, the more I love the generous lug.
He says what he means & means what he says.
Not too many like that anymore.

Edbug is another very generous, apparently affable, "take me as I am" botl who sounds like my cup 'o tea as well.

A long life to both- salud!
8trackdisco
21 years ago
Blacky,

Lesson learned. I'm going to lay down by my dish and lick my wounds for a bit. I should have known better than to tug on Superman's cape.

Note to self: Don't hit Blacky again unless you can hit him hard.

And Edbug,

Where are you?!

You are are a true shadow warrior. You might be a million miles away or upstairs in my recliner. You seem to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Come out come out wherever you are!!

Bloody,
You are right. These are real deal guys. You are right again saying there aren't many left.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Period. Old school. They don't get much better.
gonesledn
21 years ago
definitely 2 great botl's, short and simple.

wes
tank71663
21 years ago
HEY !!...I thought I was the short and simple one ?



TANK
edbug
21 years ago
Funny s#!t my BOTL's ! ! ! LMAO and thats alot of laughin'!
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