fishinguitarman
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 9:19:00 AM
Lets go back to my place so we can hike up your taxes and bash some Bush

Can I get someone else to buy you a drink?

Is the money in your pocket inflated or are you just happy to see me?

How about going out for taxes and sex? What?!? You don't like sex?

Reid.....Harry Reid

My safety word is "Lower my taxes"

I'm hung lower than Congress's approval rating

I wanna ride you like a Prius

I'm going to love you 'till Obama reads Arizona's immigration law.

(San Francisco special) Is that a banana in your pocket or are you really a dude

My safety word is "Praise Jesus Amen!"

Fwank....Bawney Fwank

Let me buy you a glass of Blame Bush, its my favorite red whine

You know what they say about guys with big carbon footprints....they have big private jets

"You had me at Mao!"

your mouth says "no," but this order from the 9th District Court of Appeals says "yes"

I get nude for animals. How about you?

Whats a Nice Girl like you doing in an Abortion Clinic like this?

I will make you scream the name of that guy you don't believe in.

My parents aren't home right now."

"I'm a covered benefit under your health insurance plan."

Can I organize your community?"

"Come up to my apartment and I'll show you some REAL inflation."

If I told you you had a nice Pelosi, would you hold it against me

Just call me Ralph Nader. Unsafe at any speed

I love the way you braided your armpit hair.

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 9:30:00 AM
Is there a lobby group in the house?
Kawak
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:56:00 AM
Hey baby, I'm drunk and shouldn't drive but I have this beautiful bridge and water way i'd like you to see
USM_Eagle
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:16:00 AM
I wanna ride you like a Prius

haha.

TMCTLT
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:20:00 AM
^ I really liked that one too...........LMAO