Who is this super hero?
Sarge?
No!
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could Be!
Hong Pong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Pong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Pong Phooey chop
Hong Pong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Pong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
Hong Pong Phooey - fannn-riffic!
