Nice! Hey, there's an excuse I can use for buying cigars when I'm already WAAAAAYYY over my limit..."gee honey, if we'd had kids, the kids would have bought these for me, and think how expensive it is to raise kids now!"
No, I don't think she'd buy it. BTW, if you'd gotten married a couple months earlier, Mrs. Pacman and I might have gotten married on your 20th. We said our "I guess so"...um, "I do's" July 4, 1995.
Let's see, 35 years ago, I was starting 8th grade.