8trackdisco
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:22:00 PM
Watching a special on CNBC. They are discussing the industry and delivery systems. Huge increases in Mobile Porn.

Who sits on a train, bus or in traffic watching porn?

ScottHar
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:25:00 PM
Um...

[cough]

I don't know.

ScottHar
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:27:00 PM
Okay, serious answer: Mobile porn is for guys who are the only users of their smart phone, but might share a computer at home with the wife.

Portable porn? On a device that's not going to get mixed up with email to the mother in law? That can be taken into any room in the house and isn't necessarily dependent on a WiFi connection?

It just makes sense.

ScottHar
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:28:00 PM
^Or so I've heard.
8trackdisco
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:28:00 PM
MAYBE in a taxi cab. Or just before a vasectomy shaving.
ScottHar
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:31:00 PM
Elevators?
8trackdisco
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:31:00 PM
Why not just tell the wife you'll be boxing the clown for the next 15 minutes and if she interrupts, she has to finish the job.

When I've given those instructions to my wife, she's gone on three day shopping trips.

8trackdisco
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:32:00 PM
Grain elevators?

Kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnky!

J.Redleg
Thursday, September 9, 2010 4:43:00 PM
I was showing the phone to one of my sergeants and we checked out YouPorn to see what it looks like...

Well, it was definately porn seen on a smaller screen.

8trackdisco
Thursday, September 9, 2010 5:03:00 PM
Wheel subscribes to miniporn.
J.Redleg
Thursday, September 9, 2010 5:56:00 PM
I'll have to see if midget porn looks life sized on the phone.
wheelrite
Thursday, September 9, 2010 6:55:00 PM
I have 3 porn subscription channels on the dish...

it's neato

edsbar60
Thursday, September 9, 2010 7:00:00 PM
Do you use your phone as a big screen tv?
wheelrite
Thursday, September 9, 2010 7:01:00 PM
^ hell no,,

I like Porn on a 50in Plasma with surround sound..

and popcorn

TTHunter
Thursday, September 9, 2010 7:08:00 PM
Buttered popcorn!