See if you can guess the translation of what this says. And then see if you can guess the answer. JHC is planning on giving out a few cigars to whoever answers first with the correct question & answer. I'll tell him to post that on trades.

BTW---Ram & Redcay are not allowed to answer since they already know the answer.

Good luck.

Why is there so many more horses asses than there is horses?

Because a horse has two cheeks?

VY BECAWZ ZARIS MORE PEEPUL ZANZARIS ORZIZS!

question: Should I leave the cellophane on or off?

Answer: who gives a sh..

Grish, that was quick. But only half way there. The answer is not correct. Send me your snailer for the first prize.

johnhaycigarsataol

thanks.

my email is: glgconsulting at hotmail dot com

Which answer are you reffering to... number 1 or 2 ???

He got the answer right too (on the second post). That was really quick. I take it you have been to PA Dutch Country before.

Q...Who is that masked man?

A...The Lone Ranger.

JonR

Yes, I've been there... not so recently though...

...but I do a good search on the web once in a while... LOL

Do I get the first AND the second prize? 😃

ok, first and second, that makes it easier on me.

Congrats, you get the Phillies AND the frogs.

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Congrats, you get the Phillies AND the frogs

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Yeah... I was hoping you'd throw these in there... LOL

I realized as I got your email reply that I've sent you an email from the wrong account... LOL ...never mind.

Since it was a PA Dutch question I will even throw in some PA Dutch cigars.

Amish people are horses asses.

Andy, I believe I read somewhere that you don't like them much.....could that be true???? LOL

Dave, may I take a stab at the question?

"Does the ultimate gift of a dutch oven epitomize a man's selfless love for his wife?"

I think that we should all give 'til it hurts.

Dave, I think it reads:

Will 'bloody spaniard' make the September herfs ???