Don't bother with the language, but the pics are cool.

http://sasisa.ru/2005/08/04/esli_vas_zadolbal_vash_sotrudnik___.html 

I'll end up putting my eye out if I try to make that damn thing.....

Bill across the hall is gonna get it NOW!!!!!

Cool...

SWEET!

What do you expect from the Russians? They're so poor they have to make weapons outta paperclips and pencils.

The only thing I question about the "pencil gun" is where in the heck am I supposed to get an early pregnancy test at work?

Doesn't everyone carry pregnancy tests at work?

Not all Russians are poor.....Moscow is the 4th most expensive city in the world to live in behind Tokyo, Osaka, and Beijing. There's about 1% of them folks carrying 99% of the wealth......