You may not believe this, but I've known Amerie since she was just a kid. Her dad and I were soldiers together. She's made him a proud man I tell you.....

John L

Purp

oh, and she's niiiice...

and, my life sucks.

Arrived safe and sound.....time to go eat!!!

Purplesage,

I'll one up you.....Linda Ronstadts sister used to babysit me.

Was she as fat as Linda back then?

Was it in Tucson?

Linda was in my bro's Algebra class and she used to eat lunch, sometimes, with my bro and his friend.

Purp

That's classic! Actually midway between Benton and Tucson......

I need sumpin' sweet... how 'bout givin' ol' MACS a bite?

He walks into the retail establishment I was working at right after college. He walks upto the front counter and asks for an application.

So I reach under the counter and pull out an employment application. He looks at me like I'm crazy and says "No, I wanted a credit card application".

I was really hopin' he would use that line of his on me, but he didn't.

Working retail in the Bevery Hills/West side of So Cal was really interesting. I mean really interesting.

jcwbnimble.

Let's see ............... if invested in a diversified portfolio with dividends reinvested, he now owes me...............

DED

Who is she?