WHAT, IN THIS wacky world of ours, has happened to gasoline prices?
Throughout Europe, gasoline, or "petrol" as our friends over there call it, has always been pricey, but that was because those governments levied incredibly high taxes on every gallon--oops, I mean liter--sold at the pumps.
Here in America, depending upon how big a piece of the pie your state and local governments fancy for themselves, the overall taxes are far more reasonable, running somewhere around 40 cents a gallon, and that includes both the state and federal charges.
Every day, we keep hearing about the escalating cost of a barrel of crude oil. Last week, the headline in the business section of one newspaper read, "Oil prices near $67 a barrel."
Who knows? By the time you read this, that might be a bargain.
What exactly does it mean? Do you know how many gallons of gasoline come out of one "barrel" of crude oil? (Pretending they really even used barrels today like the wineries and whiskey distilleries actually do.)
Still, would that number be 20? 50? 100?
I looked it up. There are exactly 42 gallons of crude oil in any one of those standard "barrels" the pretty faces on the television keep talking about every night.
Here's a surprise: Once those 42 gallons go through the refinery to be made into regular, high test, airplane fuel, lubricants, tar for the highways and plenty of more oil-based products, it turns out the refinery gets a "processing gain" because of some stuff that's added to the blend.
In the end, a single barrel of oil that came out of the ground actually yields almost 48.5 gallons of product we can put into our gas tanks. Mix in a little ethanol, and you'd get even more.
Let's say crude oil hits $70 a barrel and the refinery turns it all into gasoline. If you divide 48.5 into $70, that comes to the raw material of gasoline costing about $1.45 per gallon.
I paid $2.35 a gallon at the pump the last time we filled up.
Take away the 40 cents for taxes gone into the government's pocket, and that leaves a tidy 50-cent profit on every gallon.
Surely there are costs to refine the crude, delivery charges, paying the salaries of the station attendants and plethora of other expenses to finally get that Saudi Arabian crude into your Honda's gasoline tank, but does it all really come to 50 cents on every gallon?
It cost me $49.87 to go from empty to full last Thursday, and I almost cried. So far, that number sets the record.
Maybe instead of just those paper towels some gas stations provide near the pumps to clean windshields, they also ought to start furnishing Kleenex for whoever is going to be paying the bill.
I had a lot of errands to run that Thursday, and when I returned home in the evening, my gas gauge was reading just a hair over half-full.
It might be wise to start keeping a good supply of tissues in my truck, for that was another heartbreaking moment when I noticed how much gasoline was burned.
I'd really like to know into whose pocket my $50 for a single tank of gasoline eventually fell.
It would also be pretty interesting to accurately understand why the price for a barrel of crude has been rising faster lately than the heat index in Kuwait City.
Back in the 1970s, when the shah of Iran was thrown out of his own country, there was a real concern for the world's oil markets. We really did have a plausible explanation then for the rising fuel costs.
When the petroleum-producing countries got together to keep the supplies low and prices high, Americans all paid more at the pump for those oil producers' newly found camaraderie plus their creative organizational and business skills.
What exactly is causing it today?
Nobody seems to have the answer to that question, and I think it's an important inquiry.
Is someone doing this to us just because they can? Who is that "someone?" Could it be a small group of oil company executives that's responsible? Just who is getting so rich and where is all our gasoline money eventually going?
Wouldn't you like to know if it's some Venezuelan oil baron or the managers at the head of Exxon and Citgo or perhaps it's just the CEO at Wawa that's bumping prices up into the stratosphere?
Have you read lately what the "experts" have to say?
According to one newspaper account, the "threat of hurricanes" is a basis for increased oil prices as is the "Iran issue," wherein that country is resuming its uranium conversion activities.
That's causing me to pay $50 today for a fill-up?
I read one report of a "refinery outage" at a 306,000-barrel-a-day refinery in Wood River, Ill., brought about by a thunderstorm that also could be a factor, too, in escalating prices.
That's crazy. Just flip some switches, plug that bad boy back in, and let's keep the oil flowing.
If a caribou herd is spotted near the Alaskan pipeline anytime soon, will that drive up both oil and meat costs?
Here's a plan. Beginning today, I'm going to start treating the halfway mark on my truck's gasoline gauge as the empty point. That way, the shock of these ghastly gasoline charges will be tempered a bit, for I'll be buying only half as much each time.
Sure, at the end of the month, the damage to my finances will still be the same, but, at least, the misery at the pump during each fill-up won't be so bad.
I really believe the gas prices are so exorbitant today because somebody figured out they could get away with gouging the American public, and all our elected politicians in Washington are looking the other way and letting it happen.
Those guys in Congress are all mostly millionaires anyway; do you think they care if it's $45 or $145 to fill up their limos? Some lobbyist is probably paying that bill for them anyway.
Is this a great country or what?
JIM KUNDRESKAS of Louisa County near Lake Anna has been an outdoors writer for more than 20 years. Contact him at [email protected].