...so after 13 hours of Dom Perignon and Caviar in the first class section of Singapore Airlines flight 312 I finally pick up the Jaguar S-Type that is waiting for me at the airport. Finding the Hilton was easy enough, but took an hour.

Dinner in Soho downtown consisted of Indian food and Aussie wine with the lead flight attendent from the first class section. 35, divorced mother, about 115 pounds and could make a dead man drool. I picked her up at her hotel 3 hours after we landed.

Leaving the restaurant I find the Jag with a boot on the front left wheel.....I could've sworn I was in a legit parking zone. $115 GBP to have the boot removed, what a crime I tell you. Oh well, I was wrong.

2.5 hours of driving in circles to try to get out of central London with Marilyn reading the map and me driving. So many crazy roads......I felt like I was in a scene from The Bourne Supremacy!

3:00 am I dropped of the lead flight attendant at her hotel and returned to mine. Now I'm looking out the window at the fog and drizzle, and thinking about the lunch her and I will share at her hotel before driving downtown to see the "touristy" places.

I really like her eyes.....

I don't live driving in London.

Yo adroomi:

When you were in Londen did you happen to run into a man named Walter Mitty?

JonR

i hate having to read

"You miserable cur!"

Sounds more like "time bandits"! Or at least as believable! You can't even pick up a regular flight attendant. She has to be the lead flight attended ant, and totally hot not just mostly hot! LOL I should start saving these posts and compile them into a book of fairy tails. The brothers Adroomi maybe. Fairy tales for today's shallow man, all about the bling, with no pesky moral at the end!

Driving in London can be difficult. But try finding a parking ramp with adequate security in Rhodesia during the mid 70's.

The traffic in Ceylon was also a bear during the Festival of the Tiger back in 1975.

And don't even get me started on the dank conditions of the elephant taxi stations in Burma. But the fares were reasonable. They were peanuts.

The traffic got so bad in these countries, they renamed all three.

Now I'm off to Cyprus. I have to get my 87 Yugo retrofitted so it meets the emission standards. Then its off to tea with Stalin.

"Look kids, theres Big Ben"

and Parliment.

adroomi, you forgot to mention that the boot was placed on you car by Tony Blair personally, or at least the chief of police!

Come on...

Where's the rest of the story? The part where you were knighted by the Queen?

I drove in England once... Notice the "Once" ;0)~~~

I drove in Boston as well LMAO!!!

Hog

So, by everyone's posts this isn't true? I apologize if this makes some of you laugh. Also adroomi, email me PLEASE at

s202217 at huntington.edu

If this IS true I need to find out what I'm doing wrong!

dd

dd, everything Adroomi says is possibly true. If you add it all up, he is the most amazing man in history. Talk military-his service is amazing. Talk cheap clothes-his jeans cost 5$. Talk expensive clothes- his shoes are 2000$. Talk records- his collection is at 8000, and he's transferring them onto digital (just playing 8000 records would take what, 6 months 24 hours a day) If he's at the bar, the hottest babe you ever saw is there and is lusting for him! Etc Etc

So my conclusion is he's the most amazing man ever! Unfortunately I have met several most amazing guys ever this month. The only difference is, I see them drive away in there '93 chevy and know they are full of sh*t.

Yo rugs:

Not to mention he also applies to only the top rated "Dating (lonely hearts) Services" in the world. Don't take my word for it , google "adroomi" and see for yourselves.

LOL

JonR

Ps: I wonder if he will be the new James Bond, coming to your theater soon!

Adroomi, you are a glutton for punishment. LOL!

PS: Back when I was a silly Bush sycophant, I was invited to the White House a couple of times but I learned never to post stuff like that- even if it's true. Some things just sound too farfetched...

PPS: Honest, that really happened, really.

It did.

Yo Blood:

I remember your invites to the George W. Bush's White House, hmmm wasn't that the same year RICKAMAVEN sent you those "Special Cigars" and soon after smoking them your beard started falling out.

LOL

JonR

Ps: Hmmm, I might have you confused you with Castro, all you bearded fellows look alike.

LOL!!!

Btw, I DID dress up as Castro one Halloween.

If I ever find that photo, I'll post it.

You must be psychotic or eclairevoyant.

PS: I smoked Rick's stuff & my testicles shrunk.

I shoulda known. LOL!

(goonite)

Bloody, having seen rick in short shorts, I could have told you his cigars would make your balls shrink! LOL

JonR

"Dating (lonely hearts) Services" in the world. Don't take my word for it , google "adroomi" and see for yourselves.

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THAT is classic. A stranger in a strange land? Any girl that buys that crap deserves a date.

Funnier yet, their is no mention of his "other" Race. Just "Caucasian".

Dating services are all based on lying anyway.

Adroomi, Well at 4:26 am eastern it must be around 10:30 am there. Better get some sleep and freshen up! You should really watch the clock closer when posting your tales! LOL

I know you flight attendants don't need much sleep. I also caution you about sleeping with your boss! Lead flight attendant might fire you after she's seen your

"swim suit area" LMAO!

Look on the bright side, If she does you might win your sexual harassment suit and have enough money to ship your records and shoes home to Chicago! (c;

When adroomi said...

...so after 13 hours of Dom Perignon and Caviar in the first class section of Singapore Airlines flight 312 I....

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He forgot to mention he was SERVING IT.