Living on Earth is expensive,but it does include a
free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the
longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for
them?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come
nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the whole world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it
happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.
ISN'T IT STRANGE?
Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such
a large amount when you donate it to church, but
such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
you're at church, and how short they seem when you're
watching a good football game?
Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to
read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy
it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel?
Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or games, but they do whatever is possible
to sit at the last row in church?
Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event
for church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can adjust it for
other events in the last minute?
Isn't it strange how we believe everything that
magazines and newspapers say, but we question the
words in the Bible?
