So after many were disappointed by my apperance not matching what was in there head, I began to feel convicted of my lies. I need to confess that the picture of me and my wife was simply a picture of my wife that I photoshopped a picture of Rickmaven into.

This is the real me.

Much better. ! ! ! You are my hero ! ! !

Still not my mental picture. I was picturing a 6' 4", 250 pound, corn-fed, farm boy.

Or Mr. Green Jeans from Captain Kangaroo...

nope, still not what I pictured.

Where's the corn cob pipe and straw hat? LOL

And more importantly, where's your lovely bride?

See what happened when you squeezed your old nose??

The beefy mass had to go somewhere...

Relentlessly ridiculing this man's schnozzola, aren't you bloody?

He's perfect in every other way & has a cute wife.

Besides that's what we jealous types do.

LOL!

Get outta here... you? The jealous type?

Not me. If my wife wants to find another man, I just hope he's filthy rich, so she doesn't take half of my stuff.

LMAO!!

where did you find that pic?.........its been YEARS since I wore that shirt.

Next pic maybe without the shirt

...DAMN, Thats Funny

Isn't that the little guy in the white suit from Smokey & the Bandit?

Actually if you posted a pic of Andy TV I would believe that was country. ( that's more what i was thinkin.) Not that there's anything wrong with your real pics. Don't take it wrong. Now see how we are acting different???

ok, at least post a pic with you in a ten gallon hat.

Oh Country, I liked your other photo so much better! Please, say it isn't so!

Heather

That's a big improvement!!

I think I look very handsome in my firmfitting t-shirt.

Country

... you pretty boy!

OH MY...I'm sorry I said those mean things to you. You are a very, very "special" man. LOL

nwb