8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:33:00 PM
Bring out your de-ad...... Bring out your de-ad.
8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:34:00 PM
Mont(y).
J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:37:00 PM
I'm not dead - yet.
8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:37:00 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:37:00 PM
Help Help! I'm being repressed!
8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:47:00 PM
'tis but a scratch.

Its just a flesh wound.

J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:47:00 PM
Burn her! She's a witch!
J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:47:00 PM
Burn her! She's a witch!
J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:47:00 PM
How do you know she's a witch?
J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:48:00 PM
She looks like a witch!
8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:50:00 PM
She turned me into a newt............ it got better.
J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:54:00 PM
(((You skipped over the best part! The moose!!!!!)))

Credits and Subtitles:

Røten nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäny interesting furry animals

Including the majestik møøse

A møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo

dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the

subtitles. Those responsible have been

sacked.

J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 5:57:00 PM
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the

subtitles. Those responsible for sacking

the people who have just been sacked,

have been sacked.

[Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA]

[Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT]

[Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL]

[Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III]

[Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME]

[Møøse trained to mis concrete and

sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG]

[Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER]

[Large møøse on the left hand side

of the screen in the third scene from the

end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,

French and 'O' Level Geography by BO BENN]

[Suggestive poses for the møøse

suggested by VIC ROTTER]

[Antler-care by LIV THATCHER]

The directors of the firm hired to

continue the credits after the other

people had been sacked, wish it to

be known that they have just been

sacked.

The credits have been completed

in an entirely different style at great

expense and at the last minute

8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:01:00 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
donkeydunker
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:02:00 PM
SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!!

SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!!

You guys started a M.P. thread without me! I'm hurt!! 😞

Camelot!!...Camelot!!...It's only a model!...SHH!!

dd

J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:02:00 PM
I fart in your general direction!

(carefull, Andy may take this as an invite to a fart battle which I feel we combined cannot win)

8trackdisco
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:03:00 PM
RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!
donkeydunker
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:03:00 PM
Some call me...Tim!?

1...2...5!!...3 sir!! 3!!!

dd

donkeydunker
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:05:00 PM
You mean UGGGGG? No AHHHH!!! As in fright and surprise!!

Oh you mean AHHGGG!!!!!

YES!!

dd

J.Redleg
Friday, September 30, 2005 6:06:00 PM
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out

the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the

counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either

count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is

right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be

reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards

thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'