..do you start to become a "dirty old man" ?

I am happily married, and wouldn't dream of touching another woman, but when I see attractive women on TV, or when I am shopping, I catch myself staring, making funny little noises, and muttering filthy things.

you know, that's actually a very good question. i've often wondered that myself. i know i'm a dirty man, but i don't consider myself to be old yet. so, am i just a pervert until i'm old enough to be a dirty old man? pervert doesn't sound as good. in fact, it sorta sounds creepy.

. . . and i thought it was just me.

Dirty and Old are both relative.

If you are 50 and you see a 70 year old ogling a sexy woman do you think he is "old"?

What if a 18 year old sees you, the 50 year old, are you then "old"

As for dirty, that is like trying to decide what is porn. Again, its all relative. To some Playboy is porn to other it is not, but Hustler is.

How about movies...when you see some hottie in a swimsuit or less, is that porn or dirty? Depends on your point of view.

ok....let me rephrase;

am I a sick pervert because beautiful women drive me absolutely nuts?

Hmmmm, sounds to me like you're "dreaming of touching another woman." Last I heard having a physiological response to an attractive woman is a sign of good general health that all systems (visual, plumbing, respiratory, etc.) are go. The only perversion I can think of here is that something as natural as this is somehow un-natural.

sorry.....I do "dream" of touching other women; but I wouldn't dream of doing it in real life........if that makes sense.

The thing that worries me is that I am catching myself acting like Bill Murray watching the lady golfers. I actually crack me up.

"Author: andytv

am I a sick pervert because beautiful women drive me absolutely nuts?"

Andy, I don't think you're nuts. I think it's natural to acknowledge beauty and appreciate it. Now, if you're obsessing over them and having wild and kinky dreams about...nevermind... I think it's me that's nuts.

del

Sounds perfectly normal to me. When you stop looking you can start worrying. Or when you stop looking and start grabbing!

Heather

Ummmm......start grabbing what?

Anything belonging to a woman that you are not married to.

andy - you are not a sick pervert for this reason....

NEVER grab her unless you're absolutely positive that you can outrun her, her boyfriend/husband. Now if she swings the other way...getting caught by her and her girlfriend might not be so bad of a thing.

I think I am OK then Heather; the thing I've been grabbing actually belongs to my wife.

🙂

My daughter yelled at me once cause I mentioned a good looking guy. I told her the same thing that Tank has said over the years.... Looking is ok, touching is not. We're married, not dead.

That's one of the reasons Tank can still go to girly bars. I know that he will only be looking, and then he will come home to me.

Works for us.

Deb

Gotta' burn off all those cookies somehow! 😉

I'm pretty sure that becoming a dirty old man starts somewhere around 10 years old.

I turned 34 today.... i dont know about "old" but i know im "dirty" lmao!!!!!!

I am a walking hormone!!! .. so you are not alone!!

v

I think the answer is 36. When you are double the legal age of the party you are viewing (I try to only oggle girls 21+ because if you oggle a girl that looks 18 and she's actually 15, thats creepy).

Is there a special dispensation when it comes to strip clubs? Bachelor party, you get $10 worth of singles, and help the economy. You know, a little something... you know... for the effort?

This has been a point of contention between me and two other guys. We have three very different opinions.

'.... catching myself acting like Bill Murray watching the lady golfers...'

Me too Andy, I've actually muttered a couple of Carl Spackler's lines under my breath during my ogling.

keep look'in buddy!!!

keep look'in!

above the age 18 though!....let's keep the lusting legal!!

hehe

totally normal to dream about what you used to get in your younger years!

acting on it might be over the edge though!

hehehe

I believe you become a dirty old man when the playmates of the month are half your age (i.e. she is 19,and you're 38).

Heck, I fealt old the first time one of the playmates was younger then me.

I've got about 4 more years until I'm a dirty old man, but I'm sure my wife would say I've been one for quite some time.