>I just got this joke sent to me and LMAOed! Read on:

Would You Remarry?

>

> > > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading

> > > when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold

> > > question.

>

>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

>married again?"

>

>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>

>WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

>

>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

>

>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

>

>HUSBAND: "O! kay, I'd get married again."

>

>WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

>

>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

>

>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

>

>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>

>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in ! our bed?"

>

>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>

>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

>

>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>

>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

>

>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

>

>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

>

>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

>

>WIFE: -- silence --

>

>HUSBAND: "Aw Crap"

I cleaned it up a little!

Charlie

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

married again?"

Hog: "In a Heartbeat!"

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

Hog: (makes audible groan while expelling off some chili gases).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

Hog: " Are you kidding? I'd sell this dump and move "Up Town with all the fixins! "

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in ! our bed?"

Hog: "Nope! I'd go purchase a brand new bedroom outfit with a King size bed to romp around on!"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Hog: "Nope, that POS would be traded in for her a brand new BMW... and she could add her own new smells to it! "

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Hog: " Nope, I would replace your picture with our portrate together! "

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Hog: "No, she's left-handed, and your grips suck."

WIFE: -- silence --

Hog: "All this right after I cashed in your life insurance policy I took out on you a few months back, Now Good Night! "

Note to Mrs. Hog... Made You Look! ;0)~~~

Oh, oh--somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight!

Say hi to Tina for me.

Wags

I would not remarry.

I'd probably sell my house and move to Thailand like my buddy Steve and buy the bar right next to his. I'd drink beer and violate 20-30 year old Thai women until I died of pure happiness.

Cut me some slack... I met my wife at 18, married her at 19 and i've been with her ever since. I never got to "sow my wild oats".

Nope. Wouldn't do it. No more changes here. All changed out.

i married toby when i was 31.

i never knew anyone before we were married nor have i met anyone since, that could make my life as complete as she has done.

I'll get a chance to find out soon. Also started dating my wife in high school 16 years ago. Been married for 10. Divorce is a bucket of suck.

Good joke though!

I already did, once. If Ruggy died I would. I don't see divorcing him. He is the only sorry son of a gun who can put up with me. Everyone else runs off with their tails between their legs.

Heather

MACS(SW) has the right idea!

Im with Rick & Macs...

Me too.

Later.....Erik

If my world were yanked from under my feet, I think I would have to go somewhere warm and sandy and "bach" it for the rest of my life.

It would take a special person with the understanding that my children will take center stage until they're old enough to be on their own - that's at least 18 years from now.

andy tv, I'm with you on this idea. I'd go to Roatan, Honduras. buy a bar and make a living being a scuba instructor.

Islas de la Bahia, Oh how I long to go there.

I'm single and never married, but I have the feeling that when she's the one... she's the only one.

Sorry rodnie, we all thought that.

I'm with Andy. In the keys singing Margharitaville.

Correction on my previous Post...

Charlie.. Sorry bout jumping your post with my own version of thoughts...

Mrs. Hog (Tina) I'm also Sorry it upset you, It was only in Humor and you know me well enough to know, that I wouldn't remarry again, and your life insurance policy isn't that large (---- Humor

Twice would be enough for me!

Hog

I can honestly say if something were to happen to Sledn, I would not remarry. It's just something I feel within myself I could not do. I waited a long time to find the "one." The memories him and I have are one of a kind and priceless. They are in a nutshell what gets me through a hardship I am currently facing. For myself, remarriage would be a smack in the face to him and his memory. Besides in my eyes, no other man can compare.

Now if we were to divorce... My opinion/attitude on this would be a bit different. I probably would still not marry again. But my memories of things would probably not look as rosey.

I'm with andytv !