You are simply The Man.

You have more knowledge on all things fecal than anyone I have ever "met". If it is a matter of the A@@, I am going to you first.

Based on your recent post regarding toilet paper, you said you use only Charmin w/Aloe. I used it this weekend for the fist time.

It shall be on my roll, until you tell me of something that is better.

I am not turning back(side).

Thank you, my Scatalogical Swami.

It is, indeed, the finest of all toilet papers.

Today we salute you Mr. Andy TP King of the John

"Mr Andytv King of the John!"

Your knowledge of all things fecal has saved many American men

From having to deal with a pain in the a$$ you're not married to

"No ring on that!"

Charmin with Aloe. Yeah, that's the ticket. Now, hand me that sports page and let's rock and roll.

"Oh the comfort!"

So have yourself a Clamato and beer because you've earned it for saving the bums of men everywhere.

"Mr Andytv King of the John!"

Stefan

:)

I just never felt the need to discuss it.

Although it is a rather humorous topic.

Remove the Cottonelle ASAP!

I was representing the C'Nell old school until yesterday.

But the C'man with the A-loe, is preferred by my "down lo".

Just giving you the low down.