A blonde came in to the shop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." and pointed at the above picture...

sounds like my wife. she once tried to add oil to her car by pouring it into the dipstick hole. entire driveway was covered with oil.

I've read that story before,Just last Sunday i went to check the oil in my wifes Avalanche and guess what? I had to go back in the house and tell her she lost her 710.

I had a beautiful blonde girlfriend in Milwaukee that had a million of these jokes. (Because see was a target of them all) She had a great sense of humor...and could sing...had an opportunity to make a video...not that kind....come to think of it...why did I dump her??

You mean it's not a 710?

Say, that reminds me. Why did the blonde climb the chainlink fence? To see what was on the other side.

And to think all these years I have been putting 710 into my engine and didn't even know it ? I was a mechanic for almost 20 years too...... LOL

They should tell her that she needs to fill out the ID 10 T form to requisition one.