RDC
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Friday, October 28, 2005 5:21:00 AM
I dont get it.

Death to the U.S.A. because we are perceived as arrogant and butting into everyone's business and helping out Isreal, but why death to Israel?

There are a lot of other no Islamic/Muslim countries so why isnt there death to Sweden, Ireland, Italy, Germany etc?

What did the Jews do? They gave us Jesus, the Three Stooges, Gary Shandling, Dustin Hoffman, Mel Brooks, just to name a few.

00camper
Friday, October 28, 2005 5:27:00 AM
Yeah, but they also gave us Barbara Streisand and Regis Philbin. Some things are just not forgivable.
tarheel4lyf
Friday, October 28, 2005 5:29:00 AM
they could have kept Gary Shandling
Buckwheat
Friday, October 28, 2005 5:50:00 AM
I believe that Regis Philbin is Catholic.
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Friday, October 28, 2005 5:51:00 AM
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli

Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"

'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr.Spock-

both

Jewish

Put on your yarmulke

It's time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs

Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer

Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is

All three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonicah

Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah

And smoke your marijuanikah

If you really, really wannakah

Have a happy, happy, happy,

happy Chanukah

Happy Chanukah

00camper
Friday, October 28, 2005 6:23:00 AM
Okay, I'm wrong about Regis. I know I'm not wrong about Streisand, and that's still a lot to account for.
herfsnipe
Friday, October 28, 2005 6:59:00 AM
They also gave us Seinfeld.
tuckersdad777
Friday, October 28, 2005 7:51:00 AM
I'm still reeling that Jesus Christ would be placed in a list with, the Three Stooges, Gary Shandling, Dustin Hoffman and Mel Brooks.
billyjackson
Friday, October 28, 2005 7:53:00 AM
You are correct tdad....

Jesus wasn't a white man

He may have had a big nose, though

Buckwheat
Friday, October 28, 2005 8:25:00 AM
JC certainly wasn't a Christian. Kosher all the way!!
jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 12:38:00 PM
The Marx Brothers, too !!!
mraven13
Friday, October 28, 2005 12:42:00 PM
Bob Dylan! Lou Reed!

Can't forget them 🙂

jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 12:45:00 PM
David Letterman?
jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 12:47:00 PM
Howard Stern
jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 12:48:00 PM
Cindy Margolis
herfsnipe
Friday, October 28, 2005 1:03:00 PM
I think Letterman is Presbyterian.
jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 1:18:00 PM
Gene Simmons, Michael Landon - Little House On The Prairie (Eugene Orowitz - real name), Gilda Radner, Rupert Murdoch, Woody Allen, Beck , Irving Berlin, Mel Brooks, "Mama" Cass, Billy Crystal, Robert DeNero, Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Geller, Ron Jeremy, Billy Joel, Mark Knopfler, Calvin Klein, Bob Marley (father was Jewish, mother black), Slash, Steven Spielberg, Annie Sprinkle, Geddy Lee, Lauren Bacall , Noah Wyle , Joey Ramone , Eddie Vedder , Ellen Barkin , Danny Kaye, Dinah Shore, Henry Winkler , Pat Benatar, Yasmine Bleeth , Gene Wilder , Walter Matthau , Kirk Douglas , Pauly Shore , Rodney Dangerfield , Lenny Bruce, Sarah Jessica Parker , Elvis Presley - Jewish maternal grandparent, Debra Winger , Harry Houdini , Neil Diamond , Morie Amsterdam, Bill Goldberg - WCW Champion, Jon Lovitz , Susanna Hoffs , Gilda Radner, Jason Alexander, Bette Midler , Al Jolson, Boris Karloff, Jerry Lewis, Gilbert Gottfried , Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., Larry Fine , David Janssen , Marcel Marceau , Irving Berlin , George Burns , Randy Newman , Heddy Lamarr, Isaac Stern , Goldie Hawn, Tori Spelling, Robert Goulet, Katey Segal, Leonard Bernstein , Joel Grey , Jerry Springer , Kenny G , Ed Asner, Steve Lawrence , Zero Mostel, Jessica Tandy , Joe Cocker, Barry Manilow, Beverly Sills, Kathie Lee Gifford - (father was Jewish), The Greaseman (Doug Tracht) El-Nino Greasemanelli !!! , melissa gilbert , Jeff Beck , Amy Irving , Donald ****en , Moe Howard , Roseanne Barr , Stanley Kubrick, Elliot Gould , Neil Simon, Neil Sedaka , George Segal, Arlo Guthrie - mother was Jewish, Jerry Orbach, Stan - South Park character , . . . . . . . You get the picture . . .
RDC
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Friday, October 28, 2005 1:21:00 PM
the list may have been shorter if it were non-jewish entertainers.
jetblasted
Friday, October 28, 2005 1:22:00 PM
I could have gone on and on but my fingers were getting tired . . .
RDC
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Friday, October 28, 2005 1:26:00 PM
well you did type Gilda Radner twice. Take a break, go have a smoke.