Fascinating.
Do you hate your father?
Does he hate you?
Do you wash your hands incessantly before and after you vacuum your rug in the same direction- so that the nap is angled properly?
Do your pointy shoes have black socks pre-inserted & are the shoes organized by color?
If the answers to any of these are yes, please push bogeymachine onto his side and his snoring will stop.
You are entitled to a good night's sleep.
Later...Dr. Blood
PS: My associate, Dr. PepperHill, will follow-up with your therapy once he finishes memorizing his thesaurus.
