andytv
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Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:07:00 AM
I met her in a club down in old Soho

where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola

C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,

but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,

under electric candlelight,

she picked me up and sat me on her knee,

She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,

but when I looked in her eyes,

I almost fell for my Lola,

Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.

I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.

I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.

I always want it to be that way for my Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,

except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week ago,

and I never ever kissed a woman before,

Lola smiled and took me by the hand,

she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,

but I know what I am and that I'm a man,

so is Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Sfraun04
Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:11:00 AM
This one is for Andy only because he started this thread.

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "yoda"

Y o d a, yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i've been around, but i ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i'm not dumb, but i can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i left home just a week before

And i've never ever been a jedi before

But obi wan, he set me straight, of course

He said, "go to yoda and he'll show you the force"

Well i'm not the kind that would argue with ben

So it looks like i'm gonna start all over again

With my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So i used the force

I picked up a box

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I lifted some rocks

While i stood on my head

Well, i won't forget what yoda said

He said, "luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

"i know darth vader's really got you annoyed

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"

Oh, my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, i heard my friends really got in a mess

So i'm gonna have to leave yoda, i guess

But i know that i'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part 'till i'm old and gray

The long-term contract that i had to sign

Says i'll be making these movies till the end of time

With my yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

MACS
Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:16:00 AM
Too funny.
bloody spaniard
Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:31:00 AM
Agree! Couple of sorry bastids!

LOL!

snowqueen
Sunday, October 30, 2005 7:50:00 AM
Bloody, I thought it very funny too!!! LOL

Andy singing to you, isn't that just the sweetest?

Am I in trouble now???

Snowqueen

burgess_b
Sunday, October 30, 2005 7:51:00 AM
i like BOTH versions
bloody spaniard
Sunday, October 30, 2005 7:57:00 AM
LOL!

Queen, Andy & I have unresolved "issues" to iron out but, between you and me, his heart belongs to Lalo!

"I wanna Lalo just like the Lalo that married dear ole dad..."

LOL!!!! (I'm starting to pull an Andy-MACS by bringing tears to my own eyes!)

snowqueen
Sunday, October 30, 2005 8:04:00 AM
I just saw Bloody in the title and had to post lol

ah ha I must go read the lalo thread!!!

You two guys will sort it out, maybe lol

Snowqueen

andytv
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Sunday, October 30, 2005 8:49:00 AM
Snowqueen,

Bloody has become a victim of LALO posession.

LALO is a poltical cartoonist. His cartoons are so dumb the reader becomes temporarily disoriented while they try to figure out what they are missing. It is during that vulnerable instant that LALO's demonic spirit jumps out of the page and posesses the mind.

I hope Bloody snaps out of it soon; I was hoping that reciting LOLA by the Kinks would break the spell, but he may be a lost soul.

snowqueen
Sunday, October 30, 2005 8:54:00 AM
OH DEAR we must save him then!! You tried and failed!

Now what???

Good one Andy:)

Snowqueen

bloody spaniard
Sunday, October 30, 2005 10:02:00 AM
(LOL!!@Andy)

What a crock!

Uh-Oh.

Lalo mad.

Yes, Lalo. Yes, Lalo. Of course, Lalo. I understand, Lalo.

Lalo has spoken.

Must run over Andy with tractor...

Say when, Lalo.

andytv
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Sunday, October 30, 2005 1:21:00 PM
OK!!!!

Its ON... LALO

I will run zero-turn radius circles around you!!!!!