Im going to drink mo beer & pass out

are all the kids done trick or treating??

Im goin to pass out and drink mo beer

so how do you pass out and THEN drink more beer? I thought I was an accomplished drunk but i havent figured that one out yet!

takes practice

ok, I'll work on it...........

fill the beer funnel and put a timer on it!

rEPORT BACTO ME THREE TYMESAHH WEAK. tHANKyuO, sHPO

phukdup, in order to do that id have to calculate where it was i would pass out at. I'm like Homer Simpson. I have bare spots all over my lawn in the shape of me from nights of heavy drinking......

...hey, youz guyz iz great...Happy Halloween Boyz'z

but if you was a professional drinker......you'd know!!

hey pablo...have ya checked out where that plane is at???

radar?

beep

beep

beeeeeeeeeeeep

...allz eyez see is Aku birds

professional drinker?? ive been at this for 40 years now. If im still in apprentice status then im screwed.....

LMAO

hehehe

as long as you stay away from those meetings ...there's hope for ya!!

hehe

...the safety meetings? if so you is fired!!!

Ha

My ex made me go to one of “those meetings” once. Ended up having a tailgate party in the parking lot afterward...

LOL

Good times and great memories…

See!!! it was worth going!!

if you hadn't went you wouldve missed the tailgate party!

i couldn't get that lucky!

"she'd" make me go back in the meeting!

fired? just cause i missed the saftey meeting?

i can always say "i didn't know it was unsafe to do that" cause i missed the meeting !!!

plausable deniability!!

^

you sound like my Boss...

awisenhimer?