Sfraun04
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:40:00 AM
They all entered one chat…

Before this faithful day, no one knew the other…

But then it happened…

“Mayday mayday! We’ve hit the 500 barrier! We’ve hit the 500 barrier!”

Now, people from a different background must work together to ensure they do not become forever…

LOST………………….

Ram. A refugee from Columbia where he was known as ‘Rambo,’ he was on his way to eliminate a ‘dead horse.’ In the thread, he has confronted a donkey, and we have found he is our only hope for true survival.

Redleg. A frequent traveler, he was transporting one of his beer trucks to another location. With his assistance, we may explore this new land and find many different places to herf so all from different states may come together in herfing harmony.

Bomber. A qualified Blue Angel pilot, he has spent days trying to plot where everyone crashed. His only conclusion??? He likes food and wine.

JohnHay. A humble man, he owned every Applebees bar in the country beginning at 4:30pm. However, a night in the back of the Redleg’s truck revealed something…beer brings out the demon in him. Can he control this demon within?

Rich. A qualified leaf raker, he recently lost his favorite rake in a disastrous mission during a high wind storm. Depressed and ready to give up, he plans to find new hope by herfing with someone…anyone.

Bloody. A qualified ride-on mower expert, it is through his keen tracking skills through grass that many have been able to find food and shelter in the thread. However, past rumbles in the garden and rose bush have hindered his abilities. This has the Lost group wondering how useful he may be in the long run. As well, it was recently found out that he is of not one mind, but also carries a demon within that goes by the name Lalo. Can Lalo be trusted, and can Bloody be trusted to not reveal too much to Lalo?

DonkeyDunker. Known to everyone as “DD,” this young man has been like the child many have never had. They have spent their time guiding the young one, but has he become ‘lost?’ He has not been seen in days. We think the “Others Outside Misc” have taken him. The search is on for this missing soul.

Snowqueen. Bomber’s big sister, she has the ability to beat on teenage kids outside a roller skating rink and ‘chill’ everyone out. He has been learning tracking skills from Rambo, and is on the trail of the donkey threatening everyone’s lives.

Splotch. The wife of Snowqueen, he pops in and out when he is not on laundry duty.

Cigarbidwidow. The resistant window cleaner, she makes sure all is squeaky clean for the day when they are found and she may be reunited with Smirnoff Triple Black and half-smoked cigars to puff on.

TheUnknownCollector. He’s Unknown! Spookiness! He came to the group, and immediately got in. But does he work for the “Others Outside Misc?” He seems to watch from afar many times, and pop in when convenient. Many are aware of his actions, and have kept a close eye on him.

The Lost have also had visitors from time to time. Jackconrad, 8trackdisco, phukdup and lions to name a few. Could they be others as well???? Or new allies. One will find out in the new thread….

LOST AGAIN………………………………

J.Redleg
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:49:00 AM
LOL! Well done!

But I think big sister and her "wife" will have some other words for you.

The beer truck awaits...

cigarbidwidow
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:50:00 AM
LOL. That was great Stefan.
cigarbidwidow
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:51:00 AM
I especially liked your description of David.
Lions
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:55:00 AM
that was some good reading, lol

=^-.-^

Ram27
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:57:00 AM
ROTFLMAO ! ! !

This truly is a classic ! !

Bomber, I would hide from Splotch & Snowqueen, what were you thinking ???? LMAO

Very nice my friend.

Rambo, continues his quest ! ! ! ! !

snowqueen
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:57:00 AM
woo hoo! You're good baby bro, but one correction, Splotch is not Snowqueens wife, nor her husband. Grin.

Now these others are a scary group! I have been out there and know!!!!

So how is everyone else, I see the 500 was made.

Snowqueen

dave97402
Friday, November 11, 2005 5:57:00 AM
Very good!

That's funny stuff I don't care who ya are!

Dave

Sfraun04
Friday, November 11, 2005 6:02:00 AM
I cannot stop laughing ROFL

It stems back to the night on V I talked to both of them, and how Splotch cooks and such. OH MAN ROFL this is great!

Yes, Bomber took 500 for Chrissy who told me last night to go for the gold!

Stefan

John hay Cigars
Friday, November 11, 2005 6:02:00 AM
Easy there window cleaner.

Most excellent job Stefan.

John hay Cigars
Friday, November 11, 2005 6:02:00 AM
I don't think she was talking about "that" gold.

jeezy.

Sfraun04
Friday, November 11, 2005 6:08:00 AM
Oh go back to Applebees Dave. ROFL
Ram27
Friday, November 11, 2005 6:17:00 AM
NO Dave, head to 'Tiffany's' ! ! ! ROFL

No excuse, they are in this area correct ????

Trip to 'Tiffany's' before leaving ! ! !

Rambo...........

J.Redleg
Friday, November 11, 2005 8:59:00 AM
Doing the preflight on the beer truck. Countdown to the 1600 departure has begun.

The Redleg will have some company tonight so I had to refill the reefer to ensure I don't run out:

Bud light / Miller lite / Corona / Stella Artuis / Sam Adams / Heineken / Guinness - check!

J. Walker Red / Black / Green (and secret stash of Blue)

Makers Mark / Woodford Reserve / Jack Daniels / Jim Beam / Southern Comfort

I think I'm ready.

2 hours 1 minute...

Ram27
Friday, November 11, 2005 9:04:00 AM
You think your ready !!!!!! LOL

With that line up you will be fine my friend.

Enjoy the evening. Make sure humidor is full ! ! !

J.Redleg
Friday, November 11, 2005 9:08:00 AM
I don't drink much, so when I get a bottle it tends to last. And I tend to pick up a bottle once in a while when I visit Costco or the Army Class VI store.

And the beer, well the fridge is always stocked.

Ram27
Friday, November 11, 2005 10:22:00 AM
JR, if you see TUC, tell him where we are now ! ! LOL

It will be very quiet in here today when you leave.

Bomber is at work and Dave & Lauren should be on the road to see AndyTV.

Donkeydunker, has had his computer crash, so he can't post much.

ddandb, well he is a story himself. LOL

You don't have much time to go my friend, enjoy the weekend my friend.

J.Redleg
Friday, November 11, 2005 10:28:00 AM
T minus 33 minutes!

Thanks Ram. You behave in here. Remember: You're never alone. There are stalkers lurking about everywhere!

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bloody spaniard
Friday, November 11, 2005 10:33:00 AM
If you love beer, you're on my short list, my friend.

SALUD to you and to that young Bert Reynolds look-alike with the bad goatee!

The great and exalted, political cartoonist, Lalo the magnificent emitter of swamp gas, told me to say that.

J.Redleg
Friday, November 11, 2005 10:39:00 AM
My tastes have tended to go more towards bourbon & scotch lately. Perhaps a nice wine once in a while.

Although I'll still enjoy a Guinness or the occassional beer, my limited alchohol consumption leads me to follow my taste buds more so these days. Hence tonight, I'm leaning towards the Woodford reserve, but that's not etched in stone.

And Redleg thanks Lalo.

Have a great weekend.