"Oh jeez, don't let tuckersdad see this one. He might strike you down with a bolt of divine blue lightning for posting such blasphemy!"
What an instigator.
I know that's akin to the pot calling the kettle black, but it had to be said.
I thought you squeezed through his 'puter monitor last night and put a 6'1" 220 pound can o'whoop-ass on him?