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or "redneck rides in Asia"

or ""horsepower? who needs horses?"

Oh, just a kid slapping an Ox on the ass. Beats a gerbil on a wheel though.

Or how about: Environmentally friendly truck. The only emissions are fertilizer.

I oldel Lam-tough brue pickup, do-it yousef kit with many holses & I get cheap brue prastic cab, bowback cow with methane plobrems, & squattel who no want to reave.

It be pelfect exampre of bait n' switch.

Man, what a lipoff!

Charlie