You can caption this but I'm not offering any cigars... 😉

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.

Mama Mia, senora ruggysgirl es mucho loco shopper.

The Iraqi insurgency, cut off from the majority of it's financial and technological support continues to develop innovative methods for delivery of explosive devices; leaving US encampments with no choice other than to implement a "No Burro" policy.

Ay, como soñaba la pobre mula vieja.

Pobre mula vieja.

Don Chicho ven aca!

Dale una patada en las nalgas a esa pobre mula blanca.

Pobre mula vieja.

Ahora tiene chichones en las nalgas blancas y no puede soñar.

Que lastima.

Hello, my name is Adroomi and have I got a ride for you!

Phucking Venezuela and their cheap ass gas prices!!!!

PrimeTime Airport Shuttle. "We're on time or you don't pay."

Hello, my name is pablo, let's be friends!

Man, I'm working my ass off.

Another method of transportation that has eliminated smoking on board.

grishuha..cheaper than water from your ass

(no real insult intended) ehaw ehaw

NEWS FLASH

"Terrorist enlist the help of unwitting Democrats in their latest suicide bombing campaign"

Asssscussse me, Can I have a moment of you're time?

(Na. I'll stick to the cow deal.)

He told me he would never be my beast of burden. Guess he was wrong.

Hilary looks like a great candidate in '08, but she seems to have a lot of baggage....

Or is this a picture of Chelsea? It's hard to tell sometimes...

Paris Hilton's The Simple Life 3- South America.

SteveS enlists his own 'Pony Express' to haul his CI cigars back to the Bay Area...

The new Ford Donkey....certified to get more gas to the donkey!